Torontoist reports that there is a nefarious individual loose on our fair streets vandalizing and terrorizing the noble fleet of Bikeshare bikes.

Martino has photos.

I challenge thee, foul beast, to have the courage to admit your transgressions against the morality and just values of the Bikeshare program. You are nought but a knave who hath nothing better to do than pick thy various orifices and besmirch the good reliable name of bicycles everywhere.

Fie, fie, a thousand times fie!

Note: I am not a licensed speaker of the medievalian language.

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